Tag Archives: poop
Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.
Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.
Filed under SR
Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.
Thanks, Julie KP!
Rule #270: No, those are not chocolate chips laying on the floor of the goat barn. Please do not eat them.
Thanks, Lea PH!
Rule #263: When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.
Thanks, Irma C.!
Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.
Thanks, Becca W.!
Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Rule #169: Please don’t ask me to wipe you after you’ve pooped and then scream because that requires me to touch you.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Filed under Guest rules