Tag Archives: poop

06/19/2012 · 8:16 am

Rule #523

Rule #523: Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”

Thanks, Annamarie A.

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04/27/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #442

Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.

Thanks, Nancy.

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05/10/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #319

Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.

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03/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

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03/06/2010 · 11:33 am

Rule #270

Rule #270: No, those are not chocolate chips laying on the floor of the goat barn. Please do not eat them.

Thanks, Lea PH!

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Tagged as barn, chocolate chips, goats, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, poop, rules

02/27/2010 · 8:22 am

Rule #263

Rule #263: When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.

Thanks, Irma C.!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, pee, poop, rules, stand up

11/25/2009 · 12:16 pm

Rule #221

Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

Thanks, Becca W.!

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10/16/2009 · 8:09 am

Rule #192

Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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09/19/2009 · 8:19 am

Rule #169

Rule #169: Please don’t ask me to wipe you after you’ve pooped and then scream because that requires me to touch you.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, poop, preschooler, rules, touching, wipe

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