Tag Archives: poop
Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.
Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.
Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.
Thanks, Julie KP!
Rule #270: No, those are not chocolate chips laying on the floor of the goat barn. Please do not eat them.
Thanks, Lea PH!
Rule #263: When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.
Thanks, Irma C.!
Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.
Thanks, Becca W.!