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Rule #523

Rule #523:  Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”


Thanks, Annamarie A.


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Rule #442

Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.


Thanks, Nancy.


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Rule #319

Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.


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Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.


Thanks, Julie KP!


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Rule #270

Rule #270: No, those are not chocolate chips laying on the floor of the goat barn. Please do not eat them.


Thanks, Lea PH!


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Rule #263

Rule #263:  When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.


Thanks, Irma C.!


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Rule #221

Rule #221:  No wiping chocolate all over your legs.  It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

 

Thanks, Becca W.!

 

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