Rule #333: – I am happy to kiss your owies to make them better, but please don’t ask me to kiss them if they happen to be on the bottom of your foot, your bum, or your tongue.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 