05/31/2010 · 8:17 am
Rule #333: – I am happy to kiss your owies to make them better, but please don’t ask me to kiss them if they happen to be on the bottom of your foot, your bum, or your tongue.
Thanks, Katie A.!
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10/29/2009 · 12:34 pm
Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.
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09/05/2009 · 7:52 pm
Rule #157: Please do not kiss the dog’s anus.
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