12/11/2012 · 9:45 am
Rule #546: No, you may not have a breakfast of egg nog & pepperoni a mere 12 hours after barfing all over the car.
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11/22/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #411: When you are eating pepperoni pizza, it is not okay to pull off the pepperoni & then get pepperoni from the fridge to put on your pizza so you can have pepperoni pizza.
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02/06/2010 · 4:20 pm
Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.
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