Tag Archives: barf
Rule #548: Do not sit in the spot on the couch where your brother just puked.
Thanks, Carrie HW.
Rule #546: No, you may not have a breakfast of egg nog & pepperoni a mere 12 hours after barfing all over the car.
Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.
Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.
Thanks, Sarah R.!
Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)
And no, I’m not posting the pictures.
Rule #140: You may not push elevator buttons with your tongue. It makes Mommy throw up a little in her mouth.
Thanks, Heather S.!