Tag Archives: barf
01/07/2013 · 10:15 am
Rule #548
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as Are you kidding me?, barf, gross, mean mom, meanest mommy, oblivious, parenting, puke, rules, school age
12/11/2012 · 9:45 am
Rule #546
Rule #546: No, you may not have a breakfast of egg nog & pepperoni a mere 12 hours after barfing all over the car.
02/06/2010 · 4:20 pm
Rule #252
Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.
Filed under SR
Tagged as barf, gross, mean, meanst mommy, mom, orange juice, parenting, pepperoni, rules, school age
12/28/2009 · 8:32 am
Rule #237
Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.
Thanks, Sarah R.!
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as barf, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules
11/08/2009 · 10:49 am
Rule #208
Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)
And no, I’m not posting the pictures.
08/10/2009 · 9:54 am
Rule #140
Rule #140: You may not push elevator buttons with your tongue. It makes Mommy throw up a little in her mouth.
Thanks, Heather S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as barf, elevator, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules
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