Tag Archives: preschooler
Rule #126
Rule #126: Just because the other kid is laughing doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Rule #124
Rule #124: No throwing a fit because I didn’t pack your long-sleeve spider shirt for our summer vacation.
Filed under SR
Rule #121
Rule #121: Please do not lick the inside of the glass cooler door at Quik Trip.
Filed under SR
Rule #120
Rule #120: When you take off your glasses, the middle of driveway is not the best place to leave them.
Thanks, Mike & Jen T! Jen feels a little bad that she actually ran over her kid’s glasses with their van, but I’m just relieved to know that we’re not the only ones with glasses trouble. It turns out that Mike is also an optometrist which adds a bit of irony as well.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #115
Rule #115: Just because that rock missed your brother’s head does not make it okay to throw said rock at his head on purpose.
Thanks, Christie CC!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #113
Rule #113: Meanest Mommy is guessing you can do better than “Tuna casserole peepit flushing toilet” as the punch line of your jokes.
Filed under SR
Rule #112
Rule #112: It is not necessary to interrupt me just to tell me that you weren’t talking to me.
Filed under SR
Rule #103
Rule #103: Sometimes, the kids figure out the rules all by themselves. Wendy’s 3.5 year old, declared this rule after building a “mountain” of pillows and blankets on top of the couch…
“Mountains are only for kids to climb on. They’re dangerous for grownups…
Wahhh –I crashed to the ground…. Ow!
Apparently mountains are dangerous for kids, too!”
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
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