03/09/2012 · 11:31 am
Rule #497: Please do not scream, “You’re not my mommy! You’re not my mommy!” as I try to pick you up from the floor of the toy store while you are having a tantrum, and then cling to me in fear when you see mall security coming.
Thanks, Andrea K. (who bravely admits, “Fortunately for me, my child has not done this. Unfortunately for my mother, I did.”)
03/07/2012 · 7:34 am
Rule #496: You must wear underwear when playing freeze tag.
Thanks, Carrie HW.
03/05/2012 · 7:00 am
Rule #495: Hey dude at the bowling alley – Don’t show up for Glow in the Dark Bowling on a Sunday afternoon and hang out by the 8lb bowling balls, then act annoyed because there are kids by you.
Because sometimes I have to make rules for the grown-ups too.
02/29/2012 · 12:37 pm
Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.
Thanks, Kim P.
02/28/2012 · 12:35 pm
Rule #493: Just because the dog ate your diaper does not mean you are allowed to eat the dog’s treats.
Thanks, Kristina F.
02/24/2012 · 7:52 am
Rule #492: When you say someone’s name, don’t get mad at them because they look at you.
02/22/2012 · 11:58 am
Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.
Thanks, Sabrina A.
02/20/2012 · 8:14 am
Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
02/17/2012 · 9:35 am
Rule #489: You may not sneak out of your room after bedtime, steal scissors from Mommy’s sewing room, and proceed to cut your big sister’s hair while she sleeps.
Thanks, Susie S.
02/15/2012 · 8:13 pm
Rule #488: If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists. Also, if you just wanted the icing, there was a can in the fridge.
Thanks, Sarah W.
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