08/16/2009 · 10:37 pm
Rule #143: Please do not use the dog as a track and field hurdle.
Filed under GC, SR
Tagged as dog, hurdle, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, preschooler, rules, toddler, track and field
04/09/2009 · 1:59 am
Rule #34: Mommy does not like it when you get loose from her and run as fast as you can toward the men’s restroom at McDonald’s. (Thank goodness, you’re not strong enough to open that door!)