05/09/2013 · 11:19 am

Rule #553

Rule #553:  No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work.  She can hear you.

 

 Thanks, Kathy S.

 

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05/06/2013 · 11:43 am

Rule #552

Rule #552:  Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.


 Thanks, Jessica BB.


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03/01/2013 · 6:30 am

Rule #551

Rule #551:  Sneaking rated R movies into the house and hiding them under your bed is not a good way to prove to your parents that you are adult enough to watch rated R movies.


 Thanks, Eileen J.

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02/28/2013 · 7:43 am

Rule #550

Rule #550:  Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard.  You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

 

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01/08/2013 · 10:05 am

Rule #549

Rule #549:   It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.

 

 Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.

 

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01/07/2013 · 10:15 am

Rule #548

Rule #548:   Do not sit in the spot on the couch where your brother just puked.


 Thanks, Carrie HW.


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12/24/2012 · 8:26 pm

Rule #547

Rule #547:  You may not play with fire or remove your shirt at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.

 

Happy Holidays, everyone!

 

 

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