09/03/2010
Rule #374: When Mommy has to leave the shopping cart to take three kids into the bathroom stall at Wal-Mart and the lady in the stall next to us is really stinky, please don’t get on your hands and knees on the dirty floor, peek under the wall at the lady next door, and yell at the top of your lungs, “Eeewwwww!! It stinks in here!!” Also, please don’t encourage your little brother to join you in doing so.
Thanks, Katie A.
09/02/2010
Rule #373: Please do not scratch your butt with Mommy’s toothbrush.
Thanks, Kristina F.!
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09/01/2010
Rule #372: Please refrain from wetting the watercolor paints by spitting on them.
Thanks, Abby G.!
08/31/2010
Rule #371: I appreciate your efforts to be so self-sufficient about pottying, but the only appropriate places to pee are the toilet or the potty chair. Squatting over a cereal bowl isn’t much better than just peeing on the floor.
Thanks, Sarah R.!
08/30/2010
Rule #370: If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.
08/27/2010
Rule #369: No armpits on the air conditioner blower. Even when you’re really hot.
Thanks, Bekki P.!
08/26/2010
Rule #368: Please do not wake Mommy up after she has worked a 12 hour overnight shift to tell her any of these things:
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Your sibling changed the channel you were watching on tv
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You’d like a snack
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You feel like wearing shorts
Thanks, Beth K.!
08/24/2010
Rule #367: Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same. Please use a cup… and the sink.
Thanks, Warkenda C.!
08/23/2010
Rule #366: If you would stop experimenting with new ways to pee and just stick with the tried and true method used by men for centuries, you wouldn’t have peed in your eye.
Thanks, Michelle C.!
08/20/2010
Rule #365: You may not goose total strangers at the post office. Or anywhere else.
Thanks, Meaghann B.!
