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07/08/2013 · 8:10 am

Rule #559

Rule #559: It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.

Thanks, Emily M.

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07/05/2013 · 4:17 pm

Rule #558

Rule #558: Don’t sit on your brother while apologizing to him.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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06/28/2013 · 7:36 am

Rule #557

Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.

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06/27/2013 · 2:40 pm

Rule #556

Rule #556: Please pee BEFORE you get in the shower. And if you forget, its not funny to pee on your sibling who is taking a shower at the same time. (OK, maybe its kind of funny).

Thanks, Jill C.

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06/25/2013 · 10:19 am

Rule #555

Rule #555: We do NOT cut holes in the window screens. The original holes were perfectly sized how they were. Now mosquitoes can get in. And the cats can jump out. From the second floor.

Thanks, Aimee S.

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06/24/2013 · 3:06 pm

Rule #554

Rule #554: Being dressed includes wearing underwear. Every day.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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05/09/2013 · 11:19 am

Rule #553

Rule #553: No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work. She can hear you.

Thanks, Kathy S.

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05/06/2013 · 11:43 am

Rule #552

Rule #552: Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.

Thanks, Jessica BB.

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03/01/2013 · 6:30 am

Rule #551

Rule #551: Sneaking rated R movies into the house and hiding them under your bed is not a good way to prove to your parents that you are adult enough to watch rated R movies.

Thanks, Eileen J.

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02/28/2013 · 7:43 am

Rule #550

Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World

Rule #559

Rule #559: It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.

Thanks, Emily M.

Rule #558

Rule #558: Don’t sit on your brother while apologizing to him.

Thanks, Melissa T.

Rule #557

Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.

Rule #556

Rule #556: Please pee BEFORE you get in the shower. And if you forget, its not funny to pee on your sibling who is taking a shower at the same time. (OK, maybe its kind of funny).

Thanks, Jill C.

Rule #555

Rule #555: We do NOT cut holes in the window screens. The original holes were perfectly sized how they were. Now mosquitoes can get in. And the cats can jump out. From the second floor.

Thanks, Aimee S.

Rule #554

Rule #554: Being dressed includes wearing underwear. Every day.

Thanks, Melissa T.

Rule #553

Rule #553: No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work. She can hear you.

Thanks, Kathy S.

Rule #552

Rule #552: Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.

Thanks, Jessica BB.

Rule #551

Rule #551: Sneaking rated R movies into the house and hiding them under your bed is not a good way to prove to your parents that you are adult enough to watch rated R movies.

Thanks, Eileen J.

Rule #550

Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

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Rule #559: It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.

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Rule #556: Please pee BEFORE you get in the shower. And if you forget, its not funny to pee on your sibling who is taking a shower at the same time. (OK, maybe its kind of funny).

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Rule #555: We do NOT cut holes in the window screens. The original holes were perfectly sized how they were. Now mosquitoes can get in. And the cats can jump out. From the second floor.

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Rule #554: Being dressed includes wearing underwear. Every day.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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Rule #553: No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work. She can hear you.

Thanks, Kathy S.

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Rule #552: Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.

Thanks, Jessica BB.

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Rule #551: Sneaking rated R movies into the house and hiding them under your bed is not a good way to prove to your parents that you are adult enough to watch rated R movies.

Thanks, Eileen J.

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Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

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