Monthly Archives: July 2009
Rule #127: Please do not stick the only key to the vehicle we are driving down the hole in the fire truck shopping cart at the grocery store. Mommy does not like that and neither do the three drill-wielding assistant managers who had to extract it so I could get the heck out of there.
Thanks for sharing, Abby G. What a day that must have been!
Rule #126: Just because the other kid is laughing doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Rule #125: Sure you can try that, but I hope you don’t die.
Thanks to Katie H. for the guest rule. She is the Meanest River Guide in the Whole Wide World from Class VI River Runners (pictured here with Olivia). I’ve figured out why no one takes my rules seriously…. worst case scenario is usually a small scratch or broken glasses. But when Katie gave us the rafting safety rules, EVERYONE listened.