Rule #515: Please do not lick the top of the pepper shaker at the restaurant.
Category Archives: GC
Rule #492
Rule #492: When you say someone’s name, don’t get mad at them because they look at you.
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Rule #475
Rule #475 (which is more of an observation & less of a rule): If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets the same amount as everyone else in the house, we could use our extra time to cure cancer, discover alternate energy sources, and end world hunger.
Rule #434
Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 