Category Archives: GC

Rule #515

Rule #515:  Please do not lick the top of the pepper shaker at the restaurant.  

 

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Rule #498

Rule #498:  Your mother insisting that you bathe every couple of days does not constitute bullying.


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Rule #492

Rule #492:  When you say someone’s name, don’t get mad at them because they look at you.

 

 

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Rule #475

Rule #475 (which is more of an observation & less of a rule):  If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets the same amount as everyone else in the house, we could use our extra time to cure cancer, discover alternate energy sources, and end world hunger.

 

 

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Rule #464

Rule #464:  Please do not hum “One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall” at preschool dropoff.


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Rule #460

Rule #460:  When you are trying to point out that dachshund over there, please do not scream, “Mommy, look at his wiener!!!”

 

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Rule #434

Rule #434:   Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.


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Rule #427

Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.


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Rule #414

Rule #414:  Cheez-Its are not a fruit.


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Rule #412

Rule #412:   Yes, I am capable of touching my nose with my tongue. No, I will not touch your nose with my tongue.


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