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03/21/2010 · 9:36 am

Rule #282

Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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03/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #281

Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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03/19/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #280

Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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03/18/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #279

Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

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03/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #278

Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

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03/16/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #277

Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

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03/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

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03/14/2010 · 8:16 am

Rule #275

Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

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03/12/2010 · 9:10 am

Rule #274

Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

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03/09/2010 · 11:44 pm

Rule #273

Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World

Rule #282

Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

Rule #281

Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.

Thanks, Katie A.!

Rule #280

Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #279

Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

Rule #278

Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

Rule #277

Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

Rule #275

Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

Rule #274

Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

Rule #273

Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

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Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

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Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

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Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

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Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

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Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

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Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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