Tag Archives: Are you kidding me?

09/10/2009 · 1:56 pm

Rule #161

Rule #161: Informing me that peanut butter is disgusting 5 minutes before we leave for school will not prompt me to make you a new lunch. Perhaps you should have made your own lunch instead of watching Camp Rock for the 1,000th time.


Thanks, MaryAnn. But MOM!!! I have to watch Camp Rock again because it like rocks!



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09/05/2009 · 7:52 pm

Rule #157

Rule #157:  Please do not kiss the dog’s anus.


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04/20/2009 · 5:58 pm

Rule #62

Rule #62: When I said, “Yes, you can pick up that rock,” I did not mean, “Yes, you can rub that rock across the front of your glasses.” WTH?



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