Tag Archives: ketchup
Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.
Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.
Rule #139: Please do not throw ketchup packets and pickles at our new friends. At least wait until we know them better.
Sorry, MaryAnn & kids. We’re working on manners, I swear.