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09/19/2011 · 6:53 am

Rule #459

Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.

Thanks, Rose W.

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09/16/2011 · 11:08 am

Rule #458

Rule #458: When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.

Thanks, Jenn C.

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09/15/2011 · 7:02 am

Rule #457

Rule #457: When I send you guys to bed, please don’t sneak into your brother’s room and take a picture of him on your Nintendo DSi and then post it on Facebook. Especially when Mommy is on Facebook at the time.

Thanks, Monica K.

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09/08/2011 · 7:16 am

Rule #456

Rule #456: When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”

Thanks, Kate M.

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09/01/2011 · 10:53 am

Rule #455

Rule #455: Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later. Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market.

Thanks, Michele B.

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08/31/2011 · 8:58 am

Rule #454

Rule #454: You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.

Thanks, Lauren H.

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08/29/2011 · 7:31 am

Rule #453

Rule #453: When the gate at the bottom of the stair is closed it means you are supposed to stay downstairs. It does not mean to get a box, stand on it, climb over the gate, and draw on the walls of Daddy’s office with marker.

Thanks, Jayne D.

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08/26/2011 · 3:14 pm

Rule #452

Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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08/24/2011 · 11:14 am

Rule #451

Rule #451: No matter how much you hate me, running out onto the four lane highway outside your daycare is not an acceptable alternative to holding my hand.

Thanks, Melinda P. (who is the Meanest Older Half-Sister in the Whole Wide World)

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08/23/2011 · 9:46 am

Rule #450

Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.

Thanks, Barbie R.

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Rule #459

Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.

Thanks, Rose W.

Rule #458

Rule #458: When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.

Thanks, Jenn C.

Rule #457

Rule #457: When I send you guys to bed, please don’t sneak into your brother’s room and take a picture of him on your Nintendo DSi and then post it on Facebook. Especially when Mommy is on Facebook at the time.

Thanks, Monica K.

Rule #456

Rule #456: When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”

Thanks, Kate M.

Rule #455

Rule #455: Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later. Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market.

Thanks, Michele B.

Rule #454

Rule #454: You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.

Thanks, Lauren H.

Rule #453

Rule #453: When the gate at the bottom of the stair is closed it means you are supposed to stay downstairs. It does not mean to get a box, stand on it, climb over the gate, and draw on the walls of Daddy’s office with marker.

Thanks, Jayne D.

Rule #452

Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

Rule #451

Rule #451: No matter how much you hate me, running out onto the four lane highway outside your daycare is not an acceptable alternative to holding my hand.

Thanks, Melinda P. (who is the Meanest Older Half-Sister in the Whole Wide World)

Rule #450

Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.

Thanks, Barbie R.

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Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.

Thanks, Rose W.

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Rule #458: When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.

Thanks, Jenn C.

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Rule #457: When I send you guys to bed, please don’t sneak into your brother’s room and take a picture of him on your Nintendo DSi and then post it on Facebook. Especially when Mommy is on Facebook at the time.

Thanks, Monica K.

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Rule #456: When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”

Thanks, Kate M.

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Rule #455: Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later. Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market.

Thanks, Michele B.

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Rule #454: You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.

Thanks, Lauren H.

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Rule #453: When the gate at the bottom of the stair is closed it means you are supposed to stay downstairs. It does not mean to get a box, stand on it, climb over the gate, and draw on the walls of Daddy’s office with marker.

Thanks, Jayne D.

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Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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Rule #451: No matter how much you hate me, running out onto the four lane highway outside your daycare is not an acceptable alternative to holding my hand.

Thanks, Melinda P. (who is the Meanest Older Half-Sister in the Whole Wide World)

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Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.

Thanks, Barbie R.

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