Tag Archives: meanest mommy
Rule #497
Rule #497: Please do not scream, “You’re not my mommy! You’re not my mommy!” as I try to pick you up from the floor of the toy store while you are having a tantrum, and then cling to me in fear when you see mall security coming.
Thanks, Andrea K. (who bravely admits, “Fortunately for me, my child has not done this. Unfortunately for my mother, I did.”)
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #496
Rule #496: You must wear underwear when playing freeze tag.
Thanks, Carrie HW.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #495
Rule #495: Hey dude at the bowling alley – Don’t show up for Glow in the Dark Bowling on a Sunday afternoon and hang out by the 8lb bowling balls, then act annoyed because there are kids by you.
Because sometimes I have to make rules for the grown-ups too.
Filed under Rules for the grown-ups
Rule #494
Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.
Thanks, Kim P.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #493
Rule #493: Just because the dog ate your diaper does not mean you are allowed to eat the dog’s treats.
Thanks, Kristina F.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #492
Rule #492: When you say someone’s name, don’t get mad at them because they look at you.
Filed under GC
Rule #491
Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.
Thanks, Sabrina A.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #490
Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 