Tag Archives: scratch

09/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #373

Rule #373: Please do not scratch your butt with Mommy’s toothbrush.


Thanks, Kristina F.!


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07/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #354

Rule #354:  You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.


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11/10/2009 · 10:38 am

Rule #209

Rule #209:  We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.


Thanks, April H!


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05/21/2009 · 1:40 pm

Rule #96

Rule #96:  Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.


Thanks, Gretchen H.


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