Tag Archives: screaming

Rule #74

Rule #74:  When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.

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Rule #69:  Banging on the door and screaming, “Let me in, Lady!” is not an appropriate way of getting your mother to let you in the house.


Thanks, Kelly S.

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Rule #43

Rule #43:  On  Easter, you may not scream and cry because Mommy & Daddy won’t let you throw the hard-boiled eggs.  And while we’re making Easter rules, please don’t put any more M&Ms up your nose.

"Please let me throw the eggs!"

"But I wanna throw the eggs!"


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Rule #41

Rule #41:  Why didn’t one of you tell me ages ago that throwing up my hands and making it a “Whining, Screaming, and Fighting Day” would result in the best behavior I’ve seen in months?


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Rule #27

Rule #27:  Running into the bathroom SCREAMING about the all-sugar/all-carb breakfast Daddy won’t give you while Mommy is in the shower is not a good plan.

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