09/16/2009 · 7:01 am
Rule #166: When Mommy reminded you to bring your leftover cold lunch home from school, she meant the uneaten food and the lunch box. She did not mean that half full juice box which is now all over your backpack, your take-home folder, your library book, and the van.
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05/30/2009 · 2:09 pm
Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.
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