03/30/2009 · 8:24 pm
Rule #10: If you throw things at the computer monitor, Mommy will not let you watch Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” on YouTube.
Should I be concerned that my 2 yr old wants to watch this over & over?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
03/30/2009 · 1:30 pm
Rule #9: Mommy doesn’t really want to kiss your hand when you hurt it by hitting her over & over.
03/25/2009 · 5:54 pm
Rule #6: When your brother grabs your glasses and bends them, it is not necessary to show Mommy what happened by bending them 3 more times.
03/25/2009 · 3:01 am
Rule #5: Don’t tattle on the 2 yr old for wasting toothpaste. Maybe you shouldn’t have given him the toothpaste in the first place.
03/24/2009 · 7:08 pm
Rule #4: No screaming loudly for more goldfish crackers when there’s a big pile of goldfish crackers right in front of you.
03/23/2009 · 12:48 am
Rule #1: Toddlers & syrup do not mix.
