Monthly Archives: March 2010

03/19/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #280

Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #279

Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

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03/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #278

Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

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03/16/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #277

Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

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03/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

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03/14/2010 · 8:16 am

Rule #275

Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

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03/12/2010 · 9:10 am

Rule #274

Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

Rule #273

Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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03/09/2010 · 8:18 am

Rule #272

Rule #272: If you do not want to get blamed, do not carve your name in the top of the coffee table. Especially when you are the only child in the house who is able to spell their name correctly.

Thanks, Nicole W.!

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03/08/2010 · 8:33 am

Rule #271

Rule #271: You must have a vegetable or fruit with dinner. No matter what Dad said, bacon is not a vegetable.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Monthly Archives: March 2010

Rule #280

Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #279

Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

Rule #278

Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

Rule #277

Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

Rule #275

Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

Rule #274

Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

Rule #273

Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

Rule #272

Rule #272: If you do not want to get blamed, do not carve your name in the top of the coffee table. Especially when you are the only child in the house who is able to spell their name correctly.

Thanks, Nicole W.!

Rule #271

Rule #271: You must have a vegetable or fruit with dinner. No matter what Dad said, bacon is not a vegetable.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Monthly Archives: March 2010

Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!

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Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

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Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

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Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

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Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

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Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

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Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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Rule #272: If you do not want to get blamed, do not carve your name in the top of the coffee table. Especially when you are the only child in the house who is able to spell their name correctly.

Thanks, Nicole W.!

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Rule #271: You must have a vegetable or fruit with dinner. No matter what Dad said, bacon is not a vegetable.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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