02/13/2011 · 9:21 am
Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.
Thanks, Bonnie B.
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03/24/2010 · 7:29 am
Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.
This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!
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04/15/2009 · 6:32 pm
Rule #50: All Mommy wants for her birthday is…
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Long afternoon naps for the children
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All the loud toys to run out of batteries
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Lunch with my friends somewhere other than the McDonald’s Playplace
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No whining
Is that too much to ask?
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 