Tag Archives: toys
Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.
Thanks, Bonnie B.
Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.
This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!
Rule #50: All Mommy wants for her birthday is…
Long afternoon naps for the children
All the loud toys to run out of batteries
Lunch with my friends somewhere other than the McDonald’s Playplace
Is that too much to ask?