02/13/2011 · 9:21 am
Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.
Thanks, Bonnie B.
02/03/2011 · 7:48 pm
Rule #421: There is nothing about drinking milk that requires a fork.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
01/31/2011 · 9:53 am
Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”
Thanks, Molly H.
01/20/2011 · 7:37 am
Rule #419: I know you were trying to be thoughtful, but it is not okay to wash Mommy’s cell phone in the toilet.
Thanks, Cynthia H.
01/19/2011 · 11:03 am
Rule #418: It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to poop.
Thanks, Julie F.
01/13/2011 · 8:36 am
Rule #417: It is not ok to draw a beard on yourself with a marker, and it definitely is not ok to draw a Snidely Whiplash moustache on your younger sister, even if the marker is washable.
Thanks, Rootie (who is one of the world’s Meanest Daddies).
01/11/2011 · 6:50 am
Rule #416: No matter how mean the teacher is to you, it is never acceptable to tell her that you’re gonna bite her nipple off.
Thanks, Edythe K.
01/05/2011 · 7:46 pm
Please do not put your pants on while standing on the stairs.
Thanks to Jenn C. who reported that she caught that silly child before she tumbled all the way down!
12/03/2010 · 3:08 pm
Rule #413: Just because you want two brothers and a sister someday does not mean you should tell people I have three babies in my tummy. It makes everyone uncomfortable when they ask when I’m due and I tell them I’m not pregnant.
Thanks, Beth T.
11/17/2010 · 7:23 am
Rule #410: You are not allowed to say loudly “Be sure you don’t drink ALL of that wine before Thanksgiving! Save some for our guests!” as I’m loading several bottles of wine into the grocery cart.
Thanks, Jenn C.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 