Rule #87: Please do not write your unwanted opinion on your sister’s year-end Preschool Program invitation.
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Category Archives: Guest rules
Rule #85
Rule #85: When Mom tells you no internet before she leaves the house, you can bet that she will check the temperature of all the computers when she returns and will be able to tell if any of them are warm.
Thanks to Jessica T. for coming up with the first rule for teenagers.
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Rule #82
Rule #82: Yes, it is round and full of water, but that does not make it a swimming pool.
Thanks, Tanya S.!
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Rule #81
Rule #81: When I’m holding 80 pounds of groceries and I gently try to move you out of the way so I can get into the house to go pee and you fall over, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell people that I pushed you in the mud.
Thanks, Sherry B.!
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Rule #76
Rule #76: FYI to the toddler… It is not necessary for you to save up your absolute worst behavior for the following places: the airplane, the middle school band concert, and grandma’s.
Thanks, Teresa S.!
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Rule #75
Rule #75: It is not ok to drop bits of leaves, pieces of twigs, pebbles, etc. down the bathroom sink just because “they’re small enough to fit in the hole, so it can’t clog!” (Mommy would explain the flaw in your reasoning, but she’s too busy plunging the drain right now.)
Thanks, Wendy W.!
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Rule#69
Rule #69: Banging on the door and screaming, “Let me in, Lady!” is not an appropriate way of getting your mother to let you in the house.
Thanks, Kelly S.
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Rule #63
Rule #63: It’s not okay to use Mom’s antique crock as a popcorn bowl!
Thanks, Melissa S. Mmmmm…. popcorn!
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Rule #59
Rule #59: When Mommy asks you if you have poopoos, she does not want you to put BOTH HANDS down your pants to check.
I’m sorry this actually happened at your house, Kelly M.!
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