Tag Archives: cat
Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.
Thanks, Melissa T.!
Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Rule #188: Please do not use my chapstick on the cat. She doesn’t like mint.
Thanks, Mary B.!
Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.
Rule #72: Mommy is happy to play cats with you, but she draws the line at “licking your fur.” Sorry, kid.