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Rule #250

Rule #250:  If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.


Thanks, Sara G.!


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Rule #213

Rule #213:  No, you may not play the harmonica in the baby’s room while she is taking a nap.


Thanks, Jill K!


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Rule #180

Rule #180:  Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping.  And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.


Thanks, Vika J.!


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Rule #135

Rule #135:  I know you miss your friends from school during break, but please stop screaming, “I LOVE YOU, NICHOLAS!!! I LOVE YOU!!!” across the restaurant.


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Rule #44

Rule #44:  When everyone else at church is completely silent, please do not ask “Is church done now?  Is Church Done Now?  IS CHURCH DONE NOW?!?!”  The more times you ask this, the longer church seems to last.

Thanks, to Jenni F. from Ames, IA.

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Rule #27

Rule #27:  Running into the bathroom SCREAMING about the all-sugar/all-carb breakfast Daddy won’t give you while Mommy is in the shower is not a good plan.

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