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03/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #278

Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

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03/16/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #277

Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

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03/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

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Tagged as bathroom, gross, iPhone, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, photos, poop, rules

03/14/2010 · 8:16 am

Rule #275

Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

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Tagged as appliances, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, permanent marker, rules, sharpie

03/12/2010 · 9:10 am

Rule #274

Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

Rule #273

Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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03/09/2010 · 8:18 am

Rule #272

Rule #272: If you do not want to get blamed, do not carve your name in the top of the coffee table. Especially when you are the only child in the house who is able to spell their name correctly.

Thanks, Nicole W.!

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Tagged as carving, coffee table, mean, meanest mommy, mom, name, parenting, rules

03/08/2010 · 8:33 am

Rule #271

Rule #271: You must have a vegetable or fruit with dinner. No matter what Dad said, bacon is not a vegetable.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Tagged as bacon, fruit, healthy, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, vegetable

03/06/2010 · 11:33 am

Rule #270

Rule #270: No, those are not chocolate chips laying on the floor of the goat barn. Please do not eat them.

Thanks, Lea PH!

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Tagged as barn, chocolate chips, goats, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, poop, rules

03/05/2010 · 11:01 am

Rule #269

Rule #269: Do not tell your teacher that you feel “damn fine” or tell Grandma that her food is “damn good”. It makes mommy look bad.

Thanks, Megan S.!

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Tagged as damn, language acquisition, mean, meanest mommy, mom, oops, parenting, rules

Tag Archives: meanest mommy

Rule #278

Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

Rule #277

Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

Rule #275

Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

Rule #274

Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

Rule #273

Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

Rule #272

Rule #272: If you do not want to get blamed, do not carve your name in the top of the coffee table. Especially when you are the only child in the house who is able to spell their name correctly.

Thanks, Nicole W.!

Rule #271

Rule #271: You must have a vegetable or fruit with dinner. No matter what Dad said, bacon is not a vegetable.

Thanks, Jill J.!

Rule #270

Rule #270: No, those are not chocolate chips laying on the floor of the goat barn. Please do not eat them.

Thanks, Lea PH!

Rule #269

Rule #269: Do not tell your teacher that you feel “damn fine” or tell Grandma that her food is “damn good”. It makes mommy look bad.

Thanks, Megan S.!

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Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)

Thanks, Joanna M.!

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Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”

Thanks, Denise MG!

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Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

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Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.

Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.

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Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.

Thanks, Carrie V.!

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Rule #273: If your pockets are full of bark and gravel from the playground, please tell me BEFORE I put your pants in the washer.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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Rule #272: If you do not want to get blamed, do not carve your name in the top of the coffee table. Especially when you are the only child in the house who is able to spell their name correctly.

Thanks, Nicole W.!

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Rule #271: You must have a vegetable or fruit with dinner. No matter what Dad said, bacon is not a vegetable.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Rule #270: No, those are not chocolate chips laying on the floor of the goat barn. Please do not eat them.

Thanks, Lea PH!

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Rule #269: Do not tell your teacher that you feel “damn fine” or tell Grandma that her food is “damn good”. It makes mommy look bad.

Thanks, Megan S.!

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