Tag Archives: school age
Rule #166
Rule #166: When Mommy reminded you to bring your leftover cold lunch home from school, she meant the uneaten food and the lunch box. She did not mean that half full juice box which is now all over your backpack, your take-home folder, your library book, and the van.
Filed under SR
Rule #162
Rule #162: When you have come home sick from school, you may not:
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Go to your friend’s house to play when she gets home .
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Go to soccer practice.
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Have cake for lunch.
Filed under OA
Rule #161
Rule #161: Informing me that peanut butter is disgusting 5 minutes before we leave for school will not prompt me to make you a new lunch. Perhaps you should have made your own lunch instead of watching Camp Rock for the 1,000th time.
Thanks, MaryAnn. But MOM!!! I have to watch Camp Rock again because it like rocks!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #159
Rule #159: Grabbing that French fry back from your brother does not constitute “sharing.”
Rule #152
Rule #152: Please get ready after this game on Mario Kart. And when I say “after this game,” I mean next time there’s a short break. I do not care that you define “a game” as 4 races with 3 laps in each race. Or you can just PUSH PAUSE already!
Filed under OA
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 