Monthly Archives: April 2009
Rule #16
Rule #16: Just because you hate the word “bacon” doesn’t mean that you can force other people to stop saying it.
Filed under SR
Rule #15
Rule #15: When you say, “I didn’t whack my brother. At least I’m pretty sure you weren’t looking,” it means you still get in trouble.
Rule #14
Meanest Mommy is happy to introduce a guest rule by Tanya S. (thanks for letting me know that my kids aren’t the only ones to do these crazy things!)…
Rule #14: No matter how much your sister wants you to, cutting the ties and ribbons from the dress that she is wearing is not okay.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #13
Rule #13: Let’s not do this again….
- 5:40pm: Arrive at 3rd grader’s soccer practice (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
- 5:45pm: 3rd grader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.”
- 5:50pm: Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go. He says, “No.”
- 5:55pm: Arrive back at soccer practice.
- 5:56pm: Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”
Nice.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 