Monthly Archives: December 2009

Rule #229

Rule #229:  Please do not lock your keys in the car.  While it’s running.  And in reverse.  And we don’t have a spare key.


Thanks to Cindy J.!  Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here.  Where did this happen?  Were you able to get into it somehow? 


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Rule #228

Rule #228:  Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.


Thanks, Kelly S.!


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Rule #227

Rule #227:  It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake. 


Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training.  Meanest Mommy can relate.


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Rule #226

Rule #226:  Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over. 


Thanks, Tanya S.!


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Rule #225

Rule #225:  Once you have said “Mommy” (or any version of “Mommy”) 50,000 times in one day, please just stop talking.




If Lois were a real person, I’m fairly certain she would have submitted this rule. 


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Rule #224

Rule #224:  I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet.  But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.


Thanks, Jessica BB!


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