Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.
Thanks, Betsy R.!
Rule #231: When we spend 20 minutes searching everywhere for your brother’s mittens, it would be helpful for you to reveal that they are on your hands.
Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Stacie K.!
Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.
Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?
Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Rule #227: It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake.
Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training. Meanest Mommy can relate.
Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.
Thanks, Tanya S.!