Rule #542: When you run out of clean underwear, please just bring your dirty clothes to the laundry room so I can wash them. That makes a lot more sense than wearing your swimsuit as underwear.
~ Anonymous
Category Archives: Guest rules
Rule #541
Rule #541: You may NOT put your finger up your sister’s nose, even when she asks you to.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #539
Rule #539: Compliments are fantastic, but when you walk in on me changing, no one wants to hear about the “wonderful fur” I have on my penis. Also, Mommy doesn’t have a penis.
Thanks, Aimee S.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #537
Rule #537: Peeing on Mommy’s broccoli plants does NOT help them grow.
Thanks, Kristina F.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #536
Rule #536: Spitting water out of your mouth and onto your sister is not the same as playing with water guns.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #533
Rule #533: When I am already late and have 10 minutes to get your brother and sister to their school, you to your preschool, and me to work, it is not a good time to put my keys in the refrigerator so that they will “stay fresh,” causing me to be 15 more minutes late to work and to have to relate this story to a disbelieving and unsympathetic boss. This applies to your brother’s shoes as well.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #532
Rule #532: You may not play the harmonica when you should be sleeping.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #530
Rule #530: I know the Wii balance board is small and white…but it is NOT a potty, and we don’t poop on it! Thanks!
Thanks, Cindy H.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #529
Rule #529: The training toilet seat is not a bath flotation device.
Thanks, Julianna H.
Filed under Guest rules
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