Category Archives: Guest rules

07/05/2013 · 4:17 pm

Rule #558

Rule #558: Don’t sit on your brother while apologizing to him.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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06/27/2013 · 2:40 pm

Rule #556

Rule #556: Please pee BEFORE you get in the shower. And if you forget, its not funny to pee on your sibling who is taking a shower at the same time. (OK, maybe its kind of funny).

Thanks, Jill C.

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06/25/2013 · 10:19 am

Rule #555

Rule #555: We do NOT cut holes in the window screens. The original holes were perfectly sized how they were. Now mosquitoes can get in. And the cats can jump out. From the second floor.

Thanks, Aimee S.

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06/24/2013 · 3:06 pm

Rule #554

Rule #554: Being dressed includes wearing underwear. Every day.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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05/09/2013 · 11:19 am

Rule #553

Rule #553: No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work. She can hear you.

Thanks, Kathy S.

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05/06/2013 · 11:43 am

Rule #552

Rule #552: Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.

Thanks, Jessica BB.

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03/01/2013 · 6:30 am

Rule #551

Rule #551: Sneaking rated R movies into the house and hiding them under your bed is not a good way to prove to your parents that you are adult enough to watch rated R movies.

Thanks, Eileen J.

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01/08/2013 · 10:05 am

Rule #549

Rule #549: It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.

Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.

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01/07/2013 · 10:15 am

Rule #548

Rule #548: Do not sit in the spot on the couch where your brother just puked.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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10/18/2012 · 12:01 pm

Rule #545

Rule #545: It is not appropriate to wipe your runny nose on the tablecloth. Not at all. Never ever. Never.

Thanks, Nikki D.

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