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Rule #561

Rule #561:  Just to be clear, trying to pinch your brother’s scrotum with the kitchen tongs will earn you a time out. 


 Thanks, MaryAnn N.


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Rule #560

Rule #560:  Telling me you had a nightmare where I killed you, in order to get back at me for being angry when you spilled water on my head, is not going to get you cuddles.

 

 Thanks, Renee C.

 

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Rule #559

Rule #559:  It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.


 Thanks, Emily M.


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Rule #558

Rule #558:  Don’t sit on your brother while apologizing to him.

 

 Thanks, Melissa T.

 

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Rule #556

Rule #556:  Please pee BEFORE you get in the shower.  And if you forget, its not funny to pee on your sibling who is taking a shower at the same time.  (OK, maybe its kind of funny).


 Thanks, Jill C.


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Rule #555

Rule #555:  We do NOT cut holes in the window screens. The original holes were perfectly sized how they were. Now mosquitoes can get in. And the cats can jump out. From the second floor.

 

 Thanks, Aimee S.

 

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Rule #554

Rule #554:  Being dressed includes wearing underwear. Every day.


 Thanks, Melissa T.


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