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07/08/2013 · 8:10 am

Rule #559

Rule #559: It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.

Thanks, Emily M.

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02/28/2013 · 7:43 am

Rule #550

Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

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06/19/2012 · 8:16 am

Rule #523

Rule #523: Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”

Thanks, Annamarie A.

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04/29/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #444

Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”

Thanks Jennifer E.

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03/15/2011 · 8:11 am

Rule #430

Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.

Thanks, Michelle B.

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11/04/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #406

Rule #406: It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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11/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #404

Rule #404: If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…

Thanks, Robyn H.

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10/19/2010 · 7:36 am

Rule #398

Rule #398: It is not okay to say, “Get outta here, Lady!” to the woman at the supermarket who tells you that you have pretty earrings.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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09/24/2010 · 9:22 am

Rule #385

Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

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07/27/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #357

Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

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Tag Archives: rude

Rule #559

Rule #559: It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.

Thanks, Emily M.

Rule #550

Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

Rule #523

Rule #523: Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”

Thanks, Annamarie A.

Rule #444

Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”

Thanks Jennifer E.

Rule #430

Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.

Thanks, Michelle B.

Rule #406

Rule #406: It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.

Thanks, Vicki F.

Rule #404

Rule #404: If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…

Thanks, Robyn H.

Rule #398

Rule #398: It is not okay to say, “Get outta here, Lady!” to the woman at the supermarket who tells you that you have pretty earrings.

Thanks, Vicki F.

Rule #385

Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

Rule #357

Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

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Rule #559: It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.

Thanks, Emily M.

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Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

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Rule #523: Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”

Thanks, Annamarie A.

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Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”

Thanks Jennifer E.

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Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.

Thanks, Michelle B.

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Rule #406: It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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Rule #404: If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #398: It is not okay to say, “Get outta here, Lady!” to the woman at the supermarket who tells you that you have pretty earrings.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

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Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

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