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10/17/2009 · 10:22 am

Rule #193

Rule #193:  Dear second grader…the “suffer with the baby that wants to get up and play in the middle of the night” clause of our contract expired quite some time ago.  Renegotiation of said contract is not an option.


Thanks, Eileen J.!


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10/16/2009 · 8:09 am

Rule #192

Rule #192:  Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot.  And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.


Thanks, Wendy W.!


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10/15/2009 · 8:38 am

Rule #191

Rule #191:  If you didn’t throw your puzzle pieces around like a crazy man, then maybe you would have them all when you actually want to put together the puzzle.


Thanks, MaryAnn N.!


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10/13/2009 · 2:59 pm

Rule #190

Rule #190:  Please sneeze into your elbow. If you do sneeze into your hand do not eat the snot that lands there.


Thanks, Dianne G. and eeeewwwwwwww!


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10/12/2009 · 1:17 pm

Rule #189

Rule #189:  We usually leave for school at 8:10am.  8:09am is not the best time to ask for help with your homework that is due today.


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10/09/2009 · 1:34 pm

Rule #188

Rule #188:  Please do not use my chapstick on the cat.  She doesn’t like mint.


Thanks, Mary B.!


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10/08/2009 · 10:39 am

Rule #187

Rule #187:  No, Mommy will not ask the hairdresser to come to our house to cut her hair so you have time to play a game on the computer.


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10/07/2009 · 7:32 am

Rule #186

Rule #186:  Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.


Thanks, Betsy R.!


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10/06/2009 · 11:51 am

Rule #185

Rule #185:  The words, “I’m bored,” may not be uttered the very day that Daddy & I finish building that huge brand new playset in our backyard.


Thanks, Jennifer F.!


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10/05/2009 · 8:55 am

Rule #184

Rule #184:   Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.


Thanks, Margaret M.!


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