Tag Archives: rules
Rule #516
Rule #516: You are 5, and we are 30 feet from the car. I will not carry you the rest of the way for “a dollar and a piece of a penny.”
Filed under GC
Rule #515
Rule #515: Please do not lick the top of the pepper shaker at the restaurant.
Filed under GC
Rule #514
Rule #514: You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.
Filed under OA
Rule #512
Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #511
Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever.
Thanks, Robyn H.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #510
Rule #510: Everybody knows that no means no, so don’t ask again. But it’s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don’t ask again.
“Can I have dessert?”
“Yes.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“Ice cream?”
“Yes.”
“Please?”
“YES!”
Thanks, Phil Z.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #509
Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.
Thanks, Carrie HW.
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 