Monthly Archives: September 2009

09/08/2009 · 10:50 am

Rule #159

Rule #159:  Grabbing that French fry back from your brother does not constitute “sharing.”


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09/07/2009 · 9:19 am

Rule #158

Rule #158:  If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.


Thanks, Karin!  Did the stains come out okay?  And you at least have to give him credit for trying.  My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.


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09/05/2009 · 7:52 pm

Rule #157

Rule #157:  Please do not kiss the dog’s anus.


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09/04/2009 · 1:06 pm

Rule #156

Rule #156:  Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose.  Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.


Thanks, Stacie K.!


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09/03/2009 · 2:07 pm

Rule #155

Rule #155:  Please do not jump, bounce, or climb on me while the dental hygienist has sharp instruments in my mouth. 


Thanks, Tanya S.  And I hope you’re back to eating solid foods again.  😉


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09/01/2009 · 4:14 pm

Rule #154

Rule #154:  Revealing the location of the popsicles is not the same thing as giving you permssion to eat a bunch of them right before dinner.


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