Rule #558: Don’t sit on your brother while apologizing to him.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Category Archives: Guest rules
Rule #556
Rule #556: Please pee BEFORE you get in the shower. And if you forget, its not funny to pee on your sibling who is taking a shower at the same time. (OK, maybe its kind of funny).
Thanks, Jill C.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #555
Rule #555: We do NOT cut holes in the window screens. The original holes were perfectly sized how they were. Now mosquitoes can get in. And the cats can jump out. From the second floor.
Thanks, Aimee S.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #554
Rule #554: Being dressed includes wearing underwear. Every day.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #553
Rule #553: No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work. She can hear you.
Thanks, Kathy S.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #552
Rule #552: Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.
Thanks, Jessica BB.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #551
Rule #551: Sneaking rated R movies into the house and hiding them under your bed is not a good way to prove to your parents that you are adult enough to watch rated R movies.
Thanks, Eileen J.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #545
Rule #545: It is not appropriate to wipe your runny nose on the tablecloth. Not at all. Never ever. Never.
Thanks, Nikki D.
Filed under Guest rules
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