Category Archives: Guest rules

05/18/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #325

Rule #325: No, I will not leave work early to deliver a Blizzard to you at your dance class.

Thanks, Carol M.!

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, blizzard, dairy queen, dance class, mean, meanest mommy, middle school age, mom, parenting, rules

05/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #324

Rule #324: It is inappropriate to use “the fart of justice” to resolve disputes with your brother.

Thanks, Paula B.!

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Tagged as fart, fart of justice, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mediation, mom, parenting, rules, sibling rivalry

05/14/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #322

Rule #322: It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house. Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift.

Thanks, Beth K.!

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Tagged as bathroom, climb, escape, mean, meanest mommy, mom, night shift, parenting, rules

05/13/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #321

Rule #321: When we are in public and you find a pair of underwear in your coat pocket, please don’t whip them out and yell, “I FOUND THEM!” in a triumphant voice and then attempt to put them on over your jeans.

Thanks, Claire!

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05/12/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #320

Rule #320: When you have a double ear infection and can’t stand on the floor without falling over, it is not the best time to stand on the seat of your bike and let go of the handles to jump up and down. Please sit down.

Thanks, Meaghann B.!

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Tagged as balance, bike, dizzy, ear infection, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, sit down

05/07/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #317

Rule #317: Please do not go potty in the cat’s litter box. It does not matter that your sister was on the toilet and you needed to go really bad. Yes, I know you buried your waste just like the cats do, and yes, I know you really like the scent of the pine litter. But it’s still not okay.

Thanks, Ami S.!

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Tagged as gross, litter box, mean, meanest mommy, mom, our house needs a second bathroom, parenting, pine scent, potty, rules

05/06/2010 · 5:00 am

Rule #316

Rule #316: Mommy’s tampons are not teething toys. Please stop giving them to the baby.

Thanks, Lexi D.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, tampons, teething toys, toddler

05/05/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #315

Rule #315: It is not okay to ask mommy’s boyfriend when he’s going to give mommy the “special stuff” so you can have a brother.

Thanks, Beth T.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, boyfriend, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, siblings, special stuff

05/04/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #314

Rule #314: It is not OK for you to have a temper tantrum when Mommy chooses to celebrate her 40th Birthday at a location other than your Cub Scout Pancake Dinner.

Thanks, Paula B.!

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Tagged as 40th birthday, Are you kidding me?, Happy Birthday, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, temper tantrum

05/03/2010 · 7:28 am

Rule #313

Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.

Thanks, Mia C.!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #325

Rule #325: No, I will not leave work early to deliver a Blizzard to you at your dance class.

Thanks, Carol M.!

Rule #324

Rule #324: It is inappropriate to use “the fart of justice” to resolve disputes with your brother.

Thanks, Paula B.!

Rule #322

Rule #322: It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house. Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift.

Thanks, Beth K.!

Rule #321

Rule #321: When we are in public and you find a pair of underwear in your coat pocket, please don’t whip them out and yell, “I FOUND THEM!” in a triumphant voice and then attempt to put them on over your jeans.

Thanks, Claire!

Rule #320

Rule #320: When you have a double ear infection and can’t stand on the floor without falling over, it is not the best time to stand on the seat of your bike and let go of the handles to jump up and down. Please sit down.

Thanks, Meaghann B.!

Rule #317

Rule #317: Please do not go potty in the cat’s litter box. It does not matter that your sister was on the toilet and you needed to go really bad. Yes, I know you buried your waste just like the cats do, and yes, I know you really like the scent of the pine litter. But it’s still not okay.

Thanks, Ami S.!

Rule #316

Rule #316: Mommy’s tampons are not teething toys. Please stop giving them to the baby.

Thanks, Lexi D.!

Rule #315

Rule #315: It is not okay to ask mommy’s boyfriend when he’s going to give mommy the “special stuff” so you can have a brother.

Thanks, Beth T.!

Rule #314

Rule #314: It is not OK for you to have a temper tantrum when Mommy chooses to celebrate her 40th Birthday at a location other than your Cub Scout Pancake Dinner.

Thanks, Paula B.!

Rule #313

Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.

Thanks, Mia C.!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #325: No, I will not leave work early to deliver a Blizzard to you at your dance class.

Thanks, Carol M.!

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Rule #324: It is inappropriate to use “the fart of justice” to resolve disputes with your brother.

Thanks, Paula B.!

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Rule #322: It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house. Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift.

Thanks, Beth K.!

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Rule #321: When we are in public and you find a pair of underwear in your coat pocket, please don’t whip them out and yell, “I FOUND THEM!” in a triumphant voice and then attempt to put them on over your jeans.

Thanks, Claire!

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Rule #320: When you have a double ear infection and can’t stand on the floor without falling over, it is not the best time to stand on the seat of your bike and let go of the handles to jump up and down. Please sit down.

Thanks, Meaghann B.!

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Rule #317: Please do not go potty in the cat’s litter box. It does not matter that your sister was on the toilet and you needed to go really bad. Yes, I know you buried your waste just like the cats do, and yes, I know you really like the scent of the pine litter. But it’s still not okay.

Thanks, Ami S.!

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Rule #316: Mommy’s tampons are not teething toys. Please stop giving them to the baby.

Thanks, Lexi D.!

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Rule #315: It is not okay to ask mommy’s boyfriend when he’s going to give mommy the “special stuff” so you can have a brother.

Thanks, Beth T.!

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Rule #314: It is not OK for you to have a temper tantrum when Mommy chooses to celebrate her 40th Birthday at a location other than your Cub Scout Pancake Dinner.

Thanks, Paula B.!

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Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.

Thanks, Mia C.!

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