Category Archives: Guest rules

11/04/2009 · 6:08 pm

Rule #205

Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.

Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).

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11/03/2009 · 8:02 am

Rule #204

Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)

Thanks, Kathy P.!

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11/01/2009 · 10:59 am

Rule #203

Rule #203: It was super cute when you were playing your homemade instruments out on the sidewalk, but it’s just not cool to put down the instruments and chase cars up and down the street with those “donation” signs.

Thanks, Stephen B.!

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10/30/2009 · 10:07 am

Rule #202

Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.

Thanks, Kristin H.!

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10/27/2009 · 7:23 am

Rule #199

Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.

Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?

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10/26/2009 · 2:50 pm

Rule #198

Rule #198: No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.

Thanks, Jessa F.!

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Tagged as bedtime, glue, googly eyes, mean, meanest mommy, mom, pajamas, parenting, penis, rules, scary

10/22/2009 · 12:11 pm

Rule #196

Rule #196: I know that your baby sister is very sweet, but you still may not lick her.

Thanks, Lauri E.!

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10/20/2009 · 9:38 am

Rule #195

Rule #195: These items do not belong in the running fan: goldfish crackers, a paintbrush, blocks, your brother’s glasses.

Thanks, Milisa S.!

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10/19/2009 · 9:44 am

Rule #194

Rule #194: Do not brush the dog with your toothbrush. Or with Mommy’s toothbrush.

Thanks, Erin A.!

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10/17/2009 · 10:22 am

Rule #193

Rule #193: Dear second grader…the “suffer with the baby that wants to get up and play in the middle of the night” clause of our contract expired quite some time ago. Renegotiation of said contract is not an option.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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