Rule #350
Rule #350: The fish do not appreciate being fed for the 7th time today.
Thanks, Gretchen H.!
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Rule #349
Rule #349: Yes, you must wipe EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Thanks to Robyn H. who made this rule in response to this conversation with her 5 year old son:
- Mom: Don’t forget to wipe this time, Son.
- Son: I already wiped last time.
- Mom: I know you wiped last time, but you still have to wipe this time too.
- Son: But I already did before.
- Mom: If you don’t wipe every time, you will get a rash. You HAVE TO WIPE EVERY TIME YOU GO!
- Son: Every DAY even?
- Mom: Yes, son…..every time you go…..every single day…….((sigh))
- Son: GEEZ…….
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Rule #348
Rule #348: It is not acceptable to cut your hair, your dress, your curtain, the strings off your brother’s sun hat, your Barbie’s hair, and your stuffed animals’ fur during your time out. And just because Mommy left a pair of scissors in your room does not make it her fault.
Thanks, Mary B.!
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Rule #347
Rule #347: Even though it’s summertime and you don’t have to go anywhere, please do not beg for a snow cone at 9 am when I have to leave for work. Furthermore, don’t pout and be ugly when I say no. My paycheck is what pays for your snow cones!
Thanks, Maggie C.!
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Rule #346
Rule #346: Please do not pee in the shower at the Y. And if you do, please do not announce it to the crabby old ladies there.
Thankfully, this was not my child. I just overheard this conversation between a 4 year old and her horrified mom.
Rule #345
Rule #345: You have peed on your towel. You may not lie down and cuddle with it.
Thanks, Meaghann B.!
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Rule #344
Rule #344: I know you are sad, but you are not so sad that you must remove all of your clothes and/or go live at the park.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 