Rule #340
Rule #340: Do not blame the lunch tray for throwing away your retainer. If you can keep track of your iPod and your cell phone, you can also keep track of your retainer.
Thanks, Michele B.!
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Rule #339
Rule #339: When you bit the purple crayon and it didn’t taste like grape, you could have stopped then. You really didn’t have to go on to see what the yellow, orange, red, and blue tasted like.
Thanks, Michelle C.!
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Rule #338
Rule #338: In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.
Rule #336
Rule #336: Please do not play the kazoo while pooping. But if you do break this rule and drop it in the potty, do not scream hysterically in the locked bathroom with no explanation.
Thanks, Bridie S.!
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Rule #335
Rule #335: Please do not tattle on your brother for stealing your cup when he’s been strapped into the highchair for the last 15 minutes. (PS, Kid – I saw you hand it to him.)
Thanks, Betsy R.!
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Rule #334
Rule #334: When I am driving and you want to show me something, please do not yell at me to “pause” the car. It’s a car, not a video game!
Thanks, Jodi R.!
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Rule #333
Rule #333: – I am happy to kiss your owies to make them better, but please don’t ask me to kiss them if they happen to be on the bottom of your foot, your bum, or your tongue.
Thanks, Katie A.!
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