Tag Archives: 3rd grader
Rule #45
Rule #45: No crying because I did not save that piece of confetti from your birthday party 4 weeks ago.
Filed under OA
Rule #41
Rule #41: Why didn’t one of you tell me ages ago that throwing up my hands and making it a “Whining, Screaming, and Fighting Day” would result in the best behavior I’ve seen in months?
Rule #38
Rule #38: If a person leaves their coat in the middle of the kitchen floor, they should not freak out if someone steps on it.
Filed under OA
Rule #27
Rule #27: Running into the bathroom SCREAMING about the all-sugar/all-carb breakfast Daddy won’t give you while Mommy is in the shower is not a good plan.
Filed under OA
Rule #13
Rule #13: Let’s not do this again….
- 5:40pm: Arrive at 3rd grader’s soccer practice (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
- 5:45pm: 3rd grader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.”
- 5:50pm: Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go. He says, “No.”
- 5:55pm: Arrive back at soccer practice.
- 5:56pm: Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”
Nice.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
