Tag Archives: gross
Rule #342
Rule #342: Please do not drink from that sippy cup you found in our playset. In June. In 90 degree F temps. Especially when Mommy is screaming, “DON’T DRINK THAT! DON’T DRINK THAT!” But I guess that’s what they call “natural consequences.”
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Rule #340
Rule #340: Do not blame the lunch tray for throwing away your retainer. If you can keep track of your iPod and your cell phone, you can also keep track of your retainer.
Thanks, Michele B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #339
Rule #339: When you bit the purple crayon and it didn’t taste like grape, you could have stopped then. You really didn’t have to go on to see what the yellow, orange, red, and blue tasted like.
Thanks, Michelle C.!
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Rule #333
Rule #333: – I am happy to kiss your owies to make them better, but please don’t ask me to kiss them if they happen to be on the bottom of your foot, your bum, or your tongue.
Thanks, Katie A.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #326
Rule #326: No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles.
Thanks, Melissa M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #324
Rule #324: It is inappropriate to use “the fart of justice” to resolve disputes with your brother.
Thanks, Paula B.!
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Rule #317
Rule #317: Please do not go potty in the cat’s litter box. It does not matter that your sister was on the toilet and you needed to go really bad. Yes, I know you buried your waste just like the cats do, and yes, I know you really like the scent of the pine litter. But it’s still not okay.
Thanks, Ami S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #316
Rule #316: Mommy’s tampons are not teething toys. Please stop giving them to the baby.
Thanks, Lexi D.!
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Rule #313
Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.
Thanks, Mia C.!
Filed under Guest rules
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