Tag Archives: gross

04/30/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #311

Rule #311: Please do not lick the melted ice cream that is on the floor of the Playplace tubes at McDonald’s. And if you do, at least keep it out of your hair.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as gross, ice cream, lick, McDonald's, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, Playplace, rules, toddler, tubes

04/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #310

Rule #310: Please do not stick your magic wand into the desserts on display at the restaurant.

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Tagged as gross, magic wand, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler, We can't go back there again

04/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #305

Rule #305: If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.

Thanks, Jodi S.!

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Tagged as butt, dog, garbage, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toy

04/13/2010 · 7:18 am

Rule #300

Rule #300: While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as bedroom, boogers, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

04/05/2010 · 7:39 am

Rule #294

Rule #294: No matter how delicious it looks, please don’t lick the dustpan. Again.

Thanks, Adrienne C!

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Tagged as dustpan, gross, lick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/02/2010 · 7:14 am

Rule #292

Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.

Thanks, Annamarie A!

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Tagged as bottom, bum, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, smell, wrestling, WWF

03/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #288

Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.

Thanks, Jenny E.!

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Tagged as gross, helping, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toilet, toothbrush

03/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #276

Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.

Thanks, Julie KP!

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Tagged as bathroom, gross, iPhone, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, photos, poop, rules

03/06/2010 · 11:33 am

Rule #270

Rule #270: No, those are not chocolate chips laying on the floor of the goat barn. Please do not eat them.

Thanks, Lea PH!

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Tagged as barn, chocolate chips, goats, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, poop, rules

02/26/2010 · 8:30 am

Rule #262

Rule #262: The green things in your nose are not peas.

Thanks, Sara G.!

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Tagged as boogers, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, peas, rules