Rule #553: No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work. She can hear you.
Thanks, Kathy S.
Tag Archives: loud
Rule #532
Rule #532: You may not play the harmonica when you should be sleeping.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #514
Rule #514: You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.
Filed under OA
Rule #509
Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.
Thanks, Carrie HW.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #446
Rule #446: It’s lovely that you want to greet the pastor on Sunday morning, but standing on your father’s lap and screaming “HELLO!” in the middle of a prayer is not okay.
Thanks, Kelly H.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #297
Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.
Thanks Nancy S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #287
Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).
Thanks, Megan K.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #254
Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.
Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
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