Tag Archives: mean
Rule #74
Rule #74: When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.
Rule #72
Rule #72: Mommy is happy to play cats with you, but she draws the line at “licking your fur.” Sorry, kid.
Rule #71
Rule #71: Throwing a shoe at Mommy’s head is not a good way to welcome her home from her trip.
Filed under GC
Rule#69
Rule #69: Banging on the door and screaming, “Let me in, Lady!” is not an appropriate way of getting your mother to let you in the house.
Thanks, Kelly S.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #68
Rule #68: The phrase “I didn’t hear you the first two times” makes it pretty clear to Mommy that you DID hear her those other times.
Rule #67
Rule #67: Mommy welcomes this atrocious behavior while she’s trying to pack. That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty about going on a trip without you for 4 days. BRING IT ON!
Rule #66
Rule #66: If you’re going to break stuff, please break OUR stuff. Not the stuff at a friend’s house. The first time we go over there.
Filed under GC
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 