Rule #10: If you throw things at the computer monitor, Mommy will not let you watch Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” on YouTube.
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Rule #9
Rule #9: Mommy doesn’t really want to kiss your hand when you hurt it by hitting her over & over.
Filed under GC
Rule #7
Rule #7: When Mommy is already carrying a purse, a diaper bag, a cake, a knitting bag, and a 2 yr old, she will not also carry your coat.
Filed under OA
Rule #6
Rule #6: When your brother grabs your glasses and bends them, it is not necessary to show Mommy what happened by bending them 3 more times.
Rule #5
Rule #5: Don’t tattle on the 2 yr old for wasting toothpaste. Maybe you shouldn’t have given him the toothpaste in the first place.
Filed under OA
Rule #4
Rule #4: No screaming loudly for more goldfish crackers when there’s a big pile of goldfish crackers right in front of you.
Rule #3
Rule #3: It is really hard to order the rest of your lunch with a straight face when your kid just screamed “DIARRHEA” into the drive-through speaker.
Filed under SR
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 